WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants..
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause acute ATM anemia.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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4 comments:
oef, dit klinkt alsof ik nog net op tijd ben weggekomen op nieuwjaarsdag!
X Karin
En toch blijft alcohol erg lekker
;)
xxx
hmmmm, opvallend dat dit op 2 januari geplaatst is... wat is er allemaal gebeurd op de weg naar huis? Sowieso fiets jij niet vaak volgens mij ;)
Haha, vooral de 'major factor'in 'dancing like a retard' is geweldig. Gr.
Gilbert
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